Touching the thermostat at your dad's house is like farting in front of the King. You just do not do it (unless it's funny). But it's f*cking freezing, even your dad has his big fleece on and his only 'good' pair of warm trousers, so tell him to put the bloody heating on. Don't want to risk it? Fine, we'll do it, just give him this Father's Day card. You just need to write something inside. Scaredy cat. Designed by Scribbler.