If your Christmas doesn't involve being able to absolutely demolish an entire cheeseboard all by yourself and not regret it in the slightest, you need to rethink how you're spending the holidays. On the lookout for the cheesiest card ever? You found it. And Scribbler designed it. Write your cheesiest message inside about how you 'can't brie-lieve how much you love them' and watch them weep with joy at your heartfelt words. Or just write 'this is also what your feet smell like', because it's funny.