Send this gloriously reluctant birthday wish inspired by everyone's favourite emotionally unavailable fashion icon, David Rose. Featuring the line "I'm trying very hard not to connect with people right now... but it's your birthday, so here we are", it's the perfect card for that one person who's worth breaking your 'no socialising' policy for. Ideal for Schitt's Creek fans, sarcastic souls, and anyone who knows the value of a well-timed eye roll.