Have you tried to squat recently? Honestly, they made it harder, it never used to be that difficult. That's why, like this card, we're sticking to the only squat we know: diddly. Not the Clarkson's Farm version, the 'laying on our bum's doing bugger all' version. Give it to your favourite napper, professional sofa surfer or piglet in blanket for their birthday and speak directly to their snoozy little soul.