Arguably, the pickle IS the absolutely fabulous one when it comes to sweet 'n' sour vegetables. Sorry, onions, you're just not that cool. And when you add a bright pink feather boa, matching party hat and some nicely-shaded sunglasses into the mix, there's really no competition. Give this birthday card to your favourite pickle, even if sometimes they're a little salty towards you. Just know that it's not a big dill.