You know who started the whole 'oh if you get shit on by a bird it's good luck' thing? Pigeons. And that little 'cuckoo' sound they do first thing in the morning? They're laughing at us, before shitting on us. But there's not a lot we can do about it, and we'll take all the superstition we can get. So wish your fave all the luck in the world with this fortune-filled card. Write a nice, hope-filled message inside and cross your fingers before you give it to them, too.