Haere rā then. Didn't even like you anyway. (jokes, please don't ditch us) A lighthearted farewell jab masked with affection for that mate, co-worker or family member you've enjoyed annoying just a tad too much over the years. Give them a chuckle (and maybe a tiny guilt trip) as they ditch you for greener grass. Deep down they'll know it's just your way of saying, "You'll be missed, you egg" Our Whakatoi greeting card collection is designed for those who appreciate a good dose of Māori humour, which is distinctly cheeky, witty, savage, smutty, and unapologetically satirical. These bold and playful cards offer an alternative to overly cliche and generic options to reflect this unique sense of humour shared by close friends and whānau. Āta kōwhiria te kaiwhiwhi | Handle with care: These cards are created for people who like to laugh. If the intended recipient can't take a joke, or you don't usually enjoy cheeky banter together, stick with something safe. Maimoa Creative is not liable for bruised egos or ruffled feathers. Consider yourself warned -- sass and cheek level is high ⚠️