"It's actually got fewer calores than most beers! Try it, it's not heavy. Ooh yeah this is a good Guinness, the best ones are in Ireland though, not as far to travel." We all know someone like this, and when they're not splitting the G, they're telling you all about their fave pitch black beverage. Wish them a happy birthday with a card devoted to their entire personality. Know a Guinness-lover? This is the one for them.