There ARE plenty of fish in the sea, but you don't actually give a f*ck about the others. You have your fish, and you're very happy with them, so celebrate your anniversary with this Partners in Brine card. There's just some-fin about them that's off the scale, and you want to remind them of that. Pair with a few select tins of preserved fish and you've got a winning anniversary gift (don't do that, maybe buy flowers or a nice gift from Scribbler instead).