Shutthefuckupiscon Mints
We know, you can't even get a word in edgewise to even ask them to shut up, can you? You've tried the peanut butter trick, you've tried gobstoppers, you've tried appealing to their sense of humanity, but the noise doesn't stop. Love them, hate them, beg no more for mercy with Shutthefuckupiscon, the Glob Closing Capsules.
Dispense your own prescription to the intended patient, mark their name on the pack with barely legible handwriting and pass these minty wonders of a gag gift to the gabber in your life. At least if they're going to talk let it smell fresh.
Results not guaranteed, 30 capsule mints included in each pack.
Ingredients: sugar, maltodextrin, glucose syrup, rice starch, fully hydrogenated vegetable fat, flavours, anti-caking agent (magnesium salts of fatty acids), gum arabic (thickener), and carnauba wax (glazing agent).
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Shutthefuckupiscon Mints
Shutthefuckupiscon Mints
We know, you can't even get a word in edgewise to even ask them to shut up, can you? You've tried the peanut butter trick, you've tried gobstoppers, you've tried appealing to their sense of humanity, but the noise doesn't stop. Love them, hate them, beg no more for mercy with Shutthefuckupiscon, the Glob Closing Capsules.
Dispense your own prescription to the intended patient, mark their name on the pack with barely legible handwriting and pass these minty wonders of a gag gift to the gabber in your life. At least if they're going to talk let it smell fresh.
Results not guaranteed, 30 capsule mints included in each pack.
Ingredients: sugar, maltodextrin, glucose syrup, rice starch, fully hydrogenated vegetable fat, flavours, anti-caking agent (magnesium salts of fatty acids), gum arabic (thickener), and carnauba wax (glazing agent).
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We know, you can't even get a word in edgewise to even ask them to shut up, can you? You've tried the peanut butter trick, you've tried gobstoppers, you've tried appealing to their sense of humanity, but the noise doesn't stop. Love them, hate them, beg no more for mercy with Shutthefuckupiscon, the Glob Closing Capsules.
Dispense your own prescription to the intended patient, mark their name on the pack with barely legible handwriting and pass these minty wonders of a gag gift to the gabber in your life. At least if they're going to talk let it smell fresh.
Results not guaranteed, 30 capsule mints included in each pack.
Ingredients: sugar, maltodextrin, glucose syrup, rice starch, fully hydrogenated vegetable fat, flavours, anti-caking agent (magnesium salts of fatty acids), gum arabic (thickener), and carnauba wax (glazing agent).
