Smutty books are having a proper moment right now - stuff about elves, fairies and extra-long "swords". We're all for it, honestly, that's why we made this card for you to give to your fave fantasy Queen/King on their birthday. Not only does it show you actually know them, but that you are totally okay with them explaining all the sordid plot details while you're trying to have dinner together. Designed by Scribbler.